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Howdy!

My name is Phish and I coded this site. It's a little fucked up.

Here's some info about me ^.w.^

This went up on the 7th of December, 2024, and I've been intermittently updating ever since. It began as a pet project after I was introduced to Neocities by my friend. This friend has (as of the time of my writing) yet to code his own site, so unfortunately I cannot link his bitchass yet.

I hail from a rural town located about two hours outside of New York City, but over the course of my life I've hopped around so much I can proudly say I've lived in two boroughs, on a boat, on horse farms, in fields and forests, in the suburbs, and probably just about any other type of location you could fathom in the NYC metro-area.

Currently, you can find me bopping around in a sick and twisted little college town in my homestate.

Name:	Phish, Phishphin
Birthday:	July 18th.
Major:	Journalism / Marine Science
Status:

Phish's Kins

John Jones/J'onn J'ozz

Absolute Martian Manhunter

Terry McGinnis

Batman Beyond

Alphonse Elric

Fullmetal Alchemist

Fitzchivalry Farseer

Realm of the Elderlings, Robin Hobb

Galva dom Braga

Blacktongue, Christopher Buehlman

Jean Tannen

Gentleman Bastard, Scott Lynch

Identity Buttons

Fun Facts about Phish

My college career has been long and winding: I started off as a health science major on a track at my local community college to become a paramedic. That very quickly shifted into enrolling at a para-naval college (derogatory) as a chemical oceanography and marine biology double major, then swiftly transferring again to my current university to study journalism.
Along with my ecclectic education, I'm well known amongst friends for having some ecclectic-ass prior work experience. Here's a little sub-section:

Childrens Music Teacher (specifically contrabass, bass guitar and piano)
Horse trainer/exerciser and horseback riding lesson teacher
Ice cream store cashier in a tourist town
Library Page
Sports-bar waiter
Clinical Medical Assistant
Emergency Medical Technician
I got paid to stand out on a beach between 10pm-4am and watch horseshoe crabs get nasty with each other for science once. Go for it, evolutionary peepaw!

I'm a Dungeon Master for a DND5e Eberron: Rising from the Last War campaign. We've been playing for over a year in real life, but the party only just now hit their second week of in-game time.

Phish's Bowl.

Phishphin, 21.11.2025 l.2 v.1.0

Backround is:
Lake Maggiore in the Evening, Ivan Aivazovsky (1858)