Hallo My name is Phish, I am a 19 year old marine biology turned jouralism student from NY, USA.
In my spare time I read, write, and play the stand up bass (the big one, you're imagining it right, don't worry). Much of my spare time is usually spent doing one of the above, though I also play videogames or touch grass when the mood takes me.
I grew up in a small rural town about an hours train ride from Manhattan, though I've since spent time living in [NYC borough redacted] for the time I spent at [SUNY school redacted]. I'm also a nationally licensed emergency medical technician, though due to school I don't have the ability to volunteer as often as I may like.
If you got to know me you'd probably pick up on the fact I have a weird electic mix of certifications/life experience/hobbies/jobs/etc in weird fields. That would be because I have no idea what I'm doing at any given time ever. It is something you grow accustomed to--never fear.
If you have any interest in speaking with me there will be a guest book/comment section/pen-pal-thing at some point on this website, but in the mean time feel free to find me on

Phish Trivia

• I've had my national EMT's certification since the day I turned 18.
• I've transferred colleges three different times at the time of writing this :/
• I'm writing this bio at 2am the same day I have a final exam!!! at 11am!!!!